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Welcome to the $FRENS Family!

The most retarded memecoin on Solana that will make you rich or make you laugh trying!

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What Are $FRENS?

Not Just Another Memecoin

$FRENS is a community of degenerates who believe that crypto should be fun again! We're bringing the silly back to Solana with our retarded approach to memecoins.

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Built Different

Unlike other memecoins, $FRENS has 0% tax and 100% burned liquidity. We're here for the lulz and the gains, not to rug you like your ex!

Community First

$FRENS is all about building a community of like-minded degens who want to have fun while making money. Join us and become part of the most retarded family on Solana!

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Solana Powered

We chose Solana for its fast transactions and low fees. Because who wants to pay $50 in gas fees just to buy a memecoin? Not us, and not you!

SECRET MESSAGE:

We actually have no idea what we're doing, but neither does anyone else in crypto!

ðŸĪŠ ABSURD $FRENS FACTS ðŸĪŠ

  • 🧠 Our whitepaper was written by a hamster running on a wheel connected to an AI text generator
  • ðŸš― The founder came up with the idea for $FRENS while sitting on the toilet after eating gas station sushi
  • ðŸ‘― We're pretty sure our lead developer is actually three aliens in a human costume
  • ðŸ”Ū Our price predictions are based on a Magic 8-Ball and horoscopes from free newspaper ads

Tokenomics

Total Supply

1,000,000,000

1 Billion $FRENS

Tax

0%

No hidden fees!

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Distribution

The most retarded token distribution ever:

  • 69% - Given to people who can solve a Rubik's cube blindfolded
  • 4.20% - Reserved for meme creators
  • 13.37% - For people who still use Internet Explorer
  • 10% - For the founder's pet goldfish
  • 3.43% - Lost in a boating accident

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Disclaimer: This is not financial advice. $FRENS is a meme token with no intrinsic value.

If you buy this expecting to make money, you truly are retarded. Welcome to the family!